Going hand in hand with the design are the primary input devices, the keyboard and mouse. If you’re looking for an example of a great keyboard then the HP 2133 Mini-Note PC is again our first port of call, but the MSI Wind is an equally good example.

Important things to note here are the size and proportion of the keys themselves, as well as depth of travel and response. We don’t need ThinkPad X300 levels of quality here, but in this day and age it shouldn’t be that hard. Other things to avoid include putting the Shift keys in stupid places (ala Eee PCs) and poorly placed cursor keys (Eee PCs again). In fact, just avoid Eee PC keyboards altogether!

As for the mouse, why on earth has no-one opted for a track point yet? It seems the obvious solution for a small machine like a netbook, since they’re easy to use and create more space for that roomy keyboard we all desire.

Screen

Screen size and resolution is a tricky one. To my mind nine inches is the sweet spot form factor wise, it is part of the reason I still love the Eee PC 901 so much despite its suspect keyboard. However, though I’ve welcomed the 1,024 x 600 resolution, if we could push this closer to 1,280 x 800 then I’d be even happier – the HP Mini-Note is the model here yet again! Another key point here is no glossy finishes! We all want to use these things outside, so we can’t have everything reflecting back at us when we’re out and about.

One other issue to consider here is: do we want touchscreens? Once upon a time Eee PCs were touted to be having them, but that seems to have fallen by the wayside and I fully understand why. As the iPhone demonstrated, if you want a touchscreen device to work it needs the interface to match and this means a lot of work. Moreover, touchscreens are more the realm of your budding MID (Mobile Internet Device) than a netbook.

Processor & Memory

Memory is pretty straightforward, though power users might desire 2GBs of RAM, at the moment at least there’s little reason to need more than the 1GB that’s the standard at the moment. Processors, on the other hand, are less straightforward. Despite the Intel Atom CPU being more or less the de facto netbook CPU, that’s largely because it’s the only one readily available at the moment. Many have touted the potential of the VIA Nano platform and Edward was suitably impressed when he took a look at it, but what we’ve yet to see is a netbook class version of the Nano and given Intel’s stranglehold on the market, it might take a while.

So, sticking with Atom for the moment, the other issue is: do we need dual-core? Ideally I’d say yes, but things aren’t as simple as that. First, Intel has stated that dual-core Atoms are meant for nettops, not netbooks; secondly, what impact would a dual-core Atom in a small netbook have on thermal performance and battery life? Bearing these as yet untested concerns in mind the Atom N270 remains the logical choice and for the moment it does the job just fine and if someone shows dual-core Atom can work in a netbook, then all the better.

Graphics & Sound

Keep it simple! Do I need to play games? No. Do I need to decode 720p video? No. Do I need to decode 1080p video? Definitely not! All I really need is something that’ll ouput to an external screen at 1,920 x 1,200 or less, while making sure everything displays smoothly and without fuss.

As for sound, the Eee PCs have led the way here with some very good integrated speakers. This is great but if some money can be saved here to spend on something more important, so be it!

Storage

While we’ve seen plenty of netbooks with mechanical drives, I’m pretty adamant that solid state storage, generally in the form of flash memory as opposed to an actual SSD, is the netbook ideal. Though some might lament the limited capacity, the lack of moving parts and minimal heat produced by flash memory means better battery life and cooler running – two fundamentals for any ultra-portable laptop. Moreover, solid state memory takes up less space, so helps keep the chassis as small, light and portable as possible.

How much do you need? Well, I found the 20GB found in the Linux version of the Eee PC 901 to be more than sufficient, but I’d go further and say that internally 16GB is all you really need. This is more than enough for an operating system, all relevant programs and plenty of files and odds and sods. I’d then take an innovation used on the Acer Aspire One, adding a dedicated SDHC card reader that merges seamlessly with the internal memory. This, combined with a USB external drive and a regular multi-card reader, should ensure plenty of flexibility.

Connections & Networking

For the most part there’s very little I’d add to most netbooks when it comes to connections. Three USB ports, VGA, Ethernet, headphone and microphone jacks and a memory card reader are pretty sufficient for the usage. My only other desire would be for HDMI, since it makes playing video on a TV that bit easier.

As for networking, despite Apple’s best efforts you still need wired Ethernet – so that’s a given. For Wi-Fi I’d happily settle for 802.11b/g instead of Wireless-N if it meant saving a few bob, though if I were offered N I’d happily take that, too. Bluetooth, however, is an absolute must. There was something else, too, but I can’t quite remember what it was just now…

Operating System & Software

Windows XP or Linux? If the latter, what kind? There are a few potential solutions:

1. Windows XP – Unlike its much maligned successor, Windows XP is a mature, fast and familiar operating system that already works very well. People like it, there are thousands of freely available applications for it and it has vast hardware compatibility. This makes it a safe choice.

2. Linux – Since the beginning netbooks and Linux have been together, yet of late Windows XP seems to have garnered a foothold in the market as people demand more flexibility. What is needed, then, is a Linux OS that has the ease of use of current distros (ala Eee PC/Acer Aspire One) but with a little more freedom. A potential answer is the extremely promising Ubuntu Netbook Remix, but until it’s more widely used it’s hard to come to a conclusion. Most vitally, however, what is needed is an iPhone Application Store type platform so that users can add new programs quickly and easily, without recourse to the often tortuous installation processes used in Linux.

3. Both – Then there’s the compromise solution of Windows XP with a small instant boot Linux element available as well. This may well tick many people’s boxes in terms of flexibility and knowing Asus’ use of this technique in the past, one can reasonably expect it to do something similar in future netbooks and for others to follow.

So, what about my Ultimate Netbook? Well, logical though the final solution is my heart says Linux only is the way to go. It is, after all, the original netbook OS. What we need, however, is as suggested before, a development community and platform into which many weird and wonderful applications can proliferate. Applications designed specifically with netbooks in mind and with easy one-click installations. And if not Ubuntu Netbook Remix, is there a place for a Google Android for netbooks? I’ll leave that one up to you…

Battery

This is a no brainer. One of the abiding advantages Eee PCs have had of late is the use of six-cell batteries, when all others have relied on just three-cells and four-cells. Having a six-cell battery more or less guarantees, at the very least, four hours of battery life and with prudent use this can go as high as six, seven and allegedly eight hours, too. This is the kind of battery life an ultimate netbook needs, so six-cells is the way to go. Here i suggest netbook users for battery choosing should select high-class laptop battery manufacturer.

Size & Weight

A nine inch screen settles the size aspect fairly simply, so then there’s weight. Having a six-cell battery probably rules out a sub-1kg figure, but as close to this figure as possible should always be the aim and less than 1.3kg the minimum requirement.

Price

This, of course, will always vary depending on region, but for the UK £350 or less is the benchmark. In an ideal world I’d say less than £300, but if you want the best netbook possible, you’re probably going to have to pay a little more.

Oh, yes, now I remember what that other thing was…

HSDPA. Integrated. Please.

This is the one thing everyone is likely to agree on. If netbooks are to truly break free from the constraints of the home, the Internet Cafe or other Wi-Fi covered location, then 3G networking is an absolute must. In fact, I’d go as far as to say a netbook without 3G HSDPA should take its “netbook” credentials with a pinch of salt. If that means purchasing a netbook with a contract then I’m cool with it, but the option to go “unlocked” should always be there.

To summarise , the recipe for the Ultimate Netbook, by Andy Vandervell:

• Take HP Mini-Note and Sony VAIO TZ. Mix thoroughly and season with colourings to taste.
• Add track point mouse to make room for well proportioned keyboard.
• Add nine inch screen with 1,280 x 800 resolution.
• Insert 1GB RAM module and Intel Atom CPU. Sprinkle lightly with graphics and sound that do the job, but move on quickly or netbook will become bloated and expensive!
• Add solid state memory for storage and expandable memory options to taste.
• Throw in basics like USB ports, then add HDMI port and whisk for five minutes.
• Add Wi-Fi and Bluetooth modules, but don’t forget Ethernet too!
• Install custom Linux OS and create community and development to help make it thrive. Ensure all essential software and codecs are pre-installed.
• Insert six-cell battery to avoid premature deflation, but ensure netbook remains light and fluffy.
• Add the magic ingredient, HSDPA.
• Bake for three months, slowly increasing temperature through a prolonged campaign of deliberately leaked blurry products shot and proposed spec sheets.
• Finally, release and sell for less than £350.

The Ultimate Netbook? Done.

This isn’t to say there haven’t been some fine examples, mind; the likes of the Asus Eee PC 901, Eee PC 1000H, MSI Wind (as the Advent 4211) and Acer Aspire One have all been worthy of awards in the past, and there are plenty of new contenders from Dell, Samsung, Toshiba, Lenovo and the like that could yet fit our perfect mould. Right here and now, though, we’re still waiting.

Design

This is probably the one area where netbooks could do with a lot more work. Nice though the likes of the Eee PC 901 or MSI Wind are, none but a select few netbooks have that look and feel that says they’re a serious bits of technology. They are, to quote an oft used phrase: “toy-like”. There is an exception, however; the wonderfully flawed HP 2133 Mini-Note PC. This is largely because, rightly or wrongly, it was meant for the business and education market and had a suitably smart but also durable design to match.

It is clearly an excellent starting point, yet its metal finish undoubtedly added too much cost. So, what we really need is a balance between this and something like a Sony VAIO TZ. Something that isn’t finished in cheap white or black plastic, but has a few more subtle curves and a slightly more quality feel to it. What we really need is a “business class” netbook, a device you’d happily sit down and use around all those snooty business execs. Something they’ll think looks premium and exclusive, but is in fact cheap and cheerful so you can laugh inwardly and say “if only they knew!”